Sources are saying that Ashlee Simpson arrived at Cedars Sinai Medical Center in LA at 5AM this morning, and doctors were forced to induce labor cause the kid refused to come out on its own.
Ashlee’s dad Joe arrived at the hospital about a hour ago, and Pete Wentz and Ash’s big sis Jessica are both believed to be there as well. No official word yet, but we’re pretty sure the raisin has arrived!
Michael Jackson’s little sick note apparently didn’t work. The wacked out singer’s lawyer has confirmed that Jackson is now set to travel to London to appear in court and explain why he hasn’t paid back $7 million that Sheik Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa gave him during his child molestation trial. Jackson had originally told the court that he was too sick to travel to the hearing.
The Sheik is claiming that he took Jackson in during his trial, and even gave him a $300,000 “brain guru”, wrote some songs for Jackson, and gave him a contract to make a new album, autobiography, and musical.
A musical about a dude who’s nose fell off? Weird. Even weirder, WTF is a brain guru?
Jackson’s claiming that he thought the money was a gift. He’ll get a decision about whether or not he’ll have to give the Sheik back all his money at the end of next month.
The Sun is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen having a minor disagreement the other day after Linds was seen dancing with ex-bf Calum Best.
Witnesses say that Sam started punching Linds on the dancefloor of a London club. A source says,
The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.
As the pair left the club, Lindsay hit Sam back, and apparently tried to rip out Sam’s boobs (does she even have any?). The source says,
She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.
The Sun reports that Linds then left, talking to someone on her cell phone before falling to the ground in tears.
Hey, I think I had a fight like that once… In high school.
The stalker that’s after Jennifer Garner and her family will have a hard time reaching Ben Affleck. He went all Angelina Jolie on us, and decided to take a trip to the Congo to raise awareness for the suffering people of the African country.
He says,
I’m not an expert in international affairs or diplomacy, but it doesn’t take that to see the tremendous suffering here. It’s not something that we as human beings can, in good conscience, ignore.
The primary reason I am here is to urge people to give money to the NGOs and charities doing hard work in eastern Congo on meager funds. And if people out there have an existing relationship with a charity, to urge that charity to get involved in eastern Congo. To let people know, ‘Don’t just read the horror stories in the newspapers and turn off.’
I thought a lot of people are advocating on Darfur. I’d just be a very small log on a big fire. I started getting interested in Congo and I thought, this is a place where I can have a really big impact.
Jennifer Garner who just filed a retraining order against Steven Burky, the weird stalker who’s been threatening her for years, has just received word that her restraining order will be made permanent.
Burky is now prohibited from going closer than 100 yards from Jennifer, Ben Affleck, Violet, their nanny, housekeeper, and other people that work for them. He’s also now not allowed near Garner’s home, or Violet’s school. Sucks for him. Life’s tough for a stalker when he can’t go near his stalkee.
I know, they’re still in the news.
-Reports are claiming that Guy Ritchie and Madonna are set to begin their divorce proceedings tomorrow in London. The official split will be finalized in about six weeks.
-Some sources are claiming that Guy Ritchie, nice guy that he is, has decided not to take any money from Madonna, and only wants shared custody of the couple’s two kids, which he’s agreeing will be able to split their time between London and New York. That should make for some well adjusted kids. Kids: “Mommy, I want to see daddy.” Madonna: “Ok, just put on your germ protection suits and get on the plane. Make sure you give daddy this list of rules when you get there.”
-But.. now some insiders in Madonna’s camp are saying that Guy is lying, and that he is expecting to get a nice chunk of change from his soon-to-be ex-wife.
Now that Guydonna is back in the news in full effect, expect daily updates from now until… oh, eternity.
We reported a pointless story yesterday about Winona Ryder being hospitalized and then released within an hour. Well, our pointless story just got pointful (spellcheck tells me that’s not a word)….
Askmen.com is reporting that Winona was hospitalized because she had passed out after accidentally ODing on Xanax, and had to have her stomach pumped at Hillingdon Hospital in West London.
The site is reporting that the airplane was forced to make a priority landing, 22 minutes early so that Winona could be rushed to the hospital. They claim that the actress has a known fear of flying, and that the Xanax may have been taken to calm herself down.
That ugly chick from Third Rock From The Sun gets naked for PETA. They probably took like 5000 pictures before they finally found one that was fit enough to be massively airbrushed into looking remotely good.
In other news, how does PETA convince all these chicks to take off their clothes? I shoud start some rediculous organization that requires celebrities to take it off. It’s for a CAUSE!
Turns out, John McCain didn’t find the fountain of youth and suddenly start looking really young. Sources are saying that the man kissing John’s wife Cindy in the grainy National Enquirer image was actually some used car salesman named Dino Castelli.
Sources are saying that Cindy has been seeing the guy for 3 years, and that John probably didn’t know anything about it. Well now I’m sure he does. The sources are saying that Cindy cooled her relationship in the past year with Dino because she found it too hard to sneak around the Secret Service that were always around during her husband’s campaign. John McCain sure picks em good.
Suge Knight is claiming in his Bankruptcy case that while he was in prison in 2005, he lost an earring. TMZ brings up the fact that he’s also suing Kanye West, who he says stole his other diamond earring. The cost of the rock? $135,000.
The more appropriate fill in the blank here is now “Suge Knight is filing for bankruptcy because _________”
Take that, Mr. 27-second break-up call! Taylor Swift’s new album Fearless, which tops the Billboard charts, has sold 592,000 albums in it’s first week, beating out the Jonas Brothers latest, which only sold 525,000.
Maybe Taylor should give Joe a 27-second call to rub the news in has face, and to tell him how ugly his slutty new GF Camilla Belle is, who btw, we’re hearing was spotted getting cozy with Twilight’s Rob Pattinson, AND his friend Tom Sturridge. Bet you’re kicking yourself in the balls now, huh Joe?
Remember Dawson from Dawson’s Creek? Well now he thinks he’s the shit on One Tree Hill. Episode will air November 24.
Balthazar Getty, who cheated on his wife to be with slutty Sienna Miller is now back together with her after Sienna decided she didn’t want him anymore.
Balthazar decided to go back to his second choice (and mother of his four kids) after Sienna dumped his ass last week because she was sick of him spending time with his family.
