The Sun is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen having a minor disagreement the other day after Linds was seen dancing with ex-bf Calum Best.

Witnesses say that Sam started punching Linds on the dancefloor of a London club. A source says,

The pair traded a series of blows before Calum managed to prise them apart. It was a really ugly scene.

As the pair left the club, Lindsay hit Sam back, and apparently tried to rip out Sam’s boobs (does she even have any?). The source says,

She launched herself at Sam in the lobby. She was spitting at her and clawing at her chest. She was fuming.

The Sun reports that Linds then left, talking to someone on her cell phone before falling to the ground in tears.

Hey, I think I had a fight like that once… In high school.

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Take that, Mr. 27-second break-up call! Taylor Swift’s new album Fearless, which tops the Billboard charts, has sold 592,000 albums in it’s first week, beating out the Jonas Brothers latest, which only sold 525,000.

Maybe Taylor should give Joe a 27-second call to rub the news in has face, and to tell him how ugly his slutty new GF Camilla Belle is, who btw, we’re hearing was spotted getting cozy with Twilight’s Rob Pattinson, AND his friend Tom Sturridge.  Bet you’re kicking yourself in the balls now, huh Joe?

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Balthazar Getty, who cheated on his wife to be with slutty Sienna Miller is now back together with her after Sienna decided she didn’t want him anymore.

Balthazar decided to go back to his second choice (and mother of his four kids) after Sienna dumped his ass last week because she was sick of him spending time with his family.

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Paris Hilton’s rep has just confirmed that Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden have split.

A source says,

Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends.

Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends. Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.

So in other words, Paris broke up with Benji because coke binges and sex tapes are waaay more fun than settling down.

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Taylor Swift isn’t done talking about her break-up with Joe Jonas yet. This time, she’s decided to attack his privacy by outing his relationship with Camilla Belle. Taylor confirms the rumors,

They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up - because he met her.

Grrrrr.

Joe Jonas has taken to his blog to respond to Taylor’s kind words.  He says,

Anytime you are in a relationship for any length of time there are going to be issues. Sometimes they resolve. Other times they lead to a change of heart. This was the case recently.

Several things I will state with all my heart…

I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.

Hmmm Joe seems scared to reveal who this “other person” is.  Who are we talking about here?  Joe continues,

There were later attempts at communication that had no response.

I wish the best for the other person but could not sit back any longer and leave our fans with a wrong impression of the truth.

Ok, still not sure who this “other person” is.  Care to enlighten us Joe?

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Just a few weeks after Joe Jonas the asshole virgin split up with his girlfriend Taylor Swift, He’s reportedly seeing Camilla Belle. Camilla appeared on the latest Jonas Brothers’ video, Lovebug.

A source tells People,

They met on the set of his music video. All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it. It was only after doing the video that they began to date. They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers. They are very private about it.

She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals.

Oh that’s why Joe broke up with Taylor in a “25 second phone call.” This other chick was way hotter.

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Rumors have been swirling that Evan Rachel Wood, who recently split with Marilyn Manson, is now doing it with Mickey Rourke. Ewww. Mickey tells everyone nicely (above) that the rumors are not true.

Evan’s also done her part to kill the rumors by telling Us Magazine that Rourke is her (acting!) daddy, so there’s no way she’s effing him.

Everybody thinks we’re dating, and we’re not. Spread the word - I’m not dating Mickey Rourke!” she said. “You know, we developed a close friendship. He’s a great guy, a talented guy. He’s been through it all, and [we had] such intense shoots, I think, because we played father and daughter [in The Wrestler]. I think he’s just kind of trying to take me under his wing.

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Evan Rachel Wood has called false on the current rumors that she broke things off with Marilyn Manson after the one-eyed freak kicked her brother out of her house. Evan says,

Manson and I both decided to take some time apart so we could concentrate on work. Someone used that opportunity to kick us while we were down and sell a completely false story.

Manson owns the house he lives in. My brother has never stayed there and the person that said such horrible things about Manson being ‘controlling’ and ‘emotionally abusive’ is certainly no source ‘close’ to me. Manson has been by my side and taken care of me through the best and worst times. I love him as a person and as an artist. I will always be proud to have been a part of that.

If any more attacks are made on us, it is the act of a desperate, selfish person, who is angry to no longer be a part of my life. No further comment will be made and we request our privacy at this time.

Are you sure your skinny-ass boyfriend didn’t beat that statement out of you?

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After successfully breaking up Balthazar Getty’s family, Sienna Miller is moving on to the next sucker that comes her way. We reported last week that rumors were swirling that the pair were ready to call it quits, now Sienna is admitting that she and Balthy are done. At the Hollywood Dominoes: VIP Launch, she told Us Weekly,

I’m single at the moment…

She went on to lie,

…and I’m completely happy with that. It’s nice not to have a relationship that is constantly scrutinized and discussed.

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Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams who met on the set of that barftastic film, The Notebook have broken up for the second time.

Well, I hear third time’s a charm… or something like that.

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Minnie Driver, who recently gave birth to her son Henry had originally said that her mystery baby daddy would be around to help raise the kid, but now, Page Six has a source calling false on those claims. The source says,

She told him she was pregnant, and he just left her. That’s why she’s been very quiet about the situation.

Some industry sources are claiming that Driver was dating a TV writer when she got pregnant.  Others are suggesting rocker Craig Zolezzi may be responsible for the accident.

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Dark and Darker are no more. Awww. We hear that Evan Rachel Wood broke it off with the self-dick-sucking Marilyn Manson after the latter kicked the former’s brother Ira out of her own house. A source says,

Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.

As you might recall, Evan was the homewrecker who broke off Marilyn’s marriage with Dita Von Teese.

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Jaime Pressly has broken up with boyfriend Eric Cubiche. The two have an 18-month-old son named Dezi James together. Let the custody battles begin!

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Taylor Swift said on the Ryan Seacrest show yesterday that her over-the-phone break-up with Joe Jonas was “tough”.

No really? I thought break-ups were easy. I’m gonna have to look that one up in the encyclopedia again.

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MSNBC is reporting that after Terri broke things off with Simon, he gave her a $9 million parting gift.

Simon reportedly gave Terri $5 million cash, and another $4.6 million to buy herself a house. The $5 million cash should just about cover the taxes on that whole gift.

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