Balthazar Getty, who cheated on his wife to be with slutty Sienna Miller is now back together with her after Sienna decided she didn’t want him anymore.
Balthazar decided to go back to his second choice (and mother of his four kids) after Sienna dumped his ass last week because she was sick of him spending time with his family.
OK Magazine is reporting that A-Rod was spotted flirting with a “dark-haired beauty in a short black dress” at last Friday’s opening for then new Fontainebleu Hotel.
A source is reporting that Madonna’s friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Ingrid Casares kept the baseball player from going any further with the slut when Ingrid “wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge the other woman was there. Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”
The source goes on saying that the brunette was so dumb that she stayed where she was, even when A-Rod had completely forgotten her, waiting for some attention from someone. She then yanked out her phone and pretended to text people so that people would think she wasn’t a total loser.
Gwyneth then joined in on Ingrid and A-Rod’s conversation until finally, 20 minutes later, the dumb brunette got the hint and left.
LOSER
PUKE…
Sources close to Madonna say that the Material Girl thinks that A-Rod “has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body.” The souces say that A-Rod’s been writing Madge sappy love letters that contain “personal and rambling expressions of his feelings.” Meat-head poetry. Gross.
Taylor Swift isn’t done talking about her break-up with Joe Jonas yet. This time, she’s decided to attack his privacy by outing his relationship with Camilla Belle. Taylor confirms the rumors,
They’ve been together since we broke up. That’s why we broke up - because he met her.
Grrrrr.
Joe Jonas has taken to his blog to respond to Taylor’s kind words. He says,
Anytime you are in a relationship for any length of time there are going to be issues. Sometimes they resolve. Other times they lead to a change of heart. This was the case recently.
Several things I will state with all my heart…
I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.
For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.
Hmmm Joe seems scared to reveal who this “other person” is. Who are we talking about here? Joe continues,
There were later attempts at communication that had no response.
I wish the best for the other person but could not sit back any longer and leave our fans with a wrong impression of the truth.
Ok, still not sure who this “other person” is. Care to enlighten us Joe?
The Mirror is reporting that Madonna held a dinner party at her apartment the other day, and invited some buddies over to introduce them to her new special friend, A-Rod.
Guy Ritchie is reportedly embarrassed and POed about the situation because a lot of the dinner party guests were also his friends.
Wouldn’t it be funny if Guy flipped one day and threw germ infested non-Kabbalah water at Madonna in public?
Just a few weeks after Joe Jonas the asshole virgin split up with his girlfriend Taylor Swift, He’s reportedly seeing Camilla Belle. Camilla appeared on the latest Jonas Brothers’ video, Lovebug.
A source tells People,
They met on the set of his music video. All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it. It was only after doing the video that they began to date. They are not public about it but they’ve just been hanging out with their friends and Joe’s brothers. They are very private about it.
She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals.
Oh that’s why Joe broke up with Taylor in a “25 second phone call.” This other chick was way hotter.
Rumors have been swirling that Evan Rachel Wood, who recently split with Marilyn Manson, is now doing it with Mickey Rourke. Ewww. Mickey tells everyone nicely (above) that the rumors are not true.
Evan’s also done her part to kill the rumors by telling Us Magazine that Rourke is her (acting!) daddy, so there’s no way she’s effing him.
Everybody thinks we’re dating, and we’re not. Spread the word - I’m not dating Mickey Rourke!” she said. “You know, we developed a close friendship. He’s a great guy, a talented guy. He’s been through it all, and [we had] such intense shoots, I think, because we played father and daughter [in The Wrestler]. I think he’s just kind of trying to take me under his wing.
We hear that Blake Fielder-Civil, who actually wants Amy Winehouse to pay for his rehab has another slut on the side. I’m still not sure how Blake even got one chick in the first place, let alone two…
The other woman is German model, Sophie Schandorff. When Blake was sentenced this summer, the pair mouthed “I love you” to each other in court. Now that he’s out, Sophie has changed her Facebook status to “Sophie is celebrating the return of her sailor.” This is reportedly really pissing Amy off.
I got a picture of Blake above. Does he look like a sailor to you?
David Duchovny and soon-to-be divorced wife Tea Leoni were spotted holding hands while taking their kids trick or treating on Halloween night.
Holding hands with a sex addict? Tea, you dirty minx.
Holly Madison, who recently split with old wrinkly dude, Hugh Hefner because Hef couldn’t make any babies is now majorly PDAing it up with slimy magician guy, Criss Angel.
She was spotted sucking face with Criss at the grand opening of his craptaciously reviewed Cirque Du Soleil show “Believe” the other day.
She wants babies with that? Don’t get it.
The New York Post is reporting that Madonna and A-Rod had a secret rendezvous at Jerry Seinfeld’s house in the Hamptons on October 21.
The pair were reportedly picked up by separate copters, and flown to the waterfront mansion where they chilled for just a few hours before Madonna climbed back into her copter with Jerry and his wife Jessica. A-Rod was picked up several minutes later by his modest form of transportation.
Ooooo plastic body suit sex!!! But did it involve the Seinfelds?
We hear that Mandy Moore and DJ AM who had dated for two months way back when are now back together, all because of the plane crash. A source tells US Weekly that Mandy said,
I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.
The pair were spotted holding hands on October 18. Kids these days…
Edit Parkay, David Duchovny’s tennis coach probably got a pretty big spanking for not denying that she had a relationship with the sex addict, because she’s now taken her words back.
She tells E! News,
There is no romance, and we are just friends. No love, nothing. That is all I have to say.
We also hear that David is planning on suing The Daily Mail for publishing their article.
Miley Cyrus acting like an annoying 15-year-old who’s a little too excited about having an older boyfriend.
I don’t make this shit up. George Hamilton admitted on The View that he had an affair with his stepmother when he was just 12 years old. He says it wasn’t molestation because it was “very normal.”
*awkward silence.
Video evidence around the 2 minute mark.
