We hear Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna’s BFF might just be following in Madge’s divorcing footsteps. She was spotted at the opening of the Fountaineblue Hotel in Miami over the weekend without husband Chris Martin, being escorted around on a private hotel tour by owner Jeff Soffer.
Page Six is reporting that Gwyn was also seen at the Victoria’s Secret party hanging out with Soffer and Madonna’s BF A-Rod.
Gwyneth was then spotted on a yacht with Soffer and Kate Hudson the next day.
OK Magazine is reporting that A-Rod was spotted flirting with a “dark-haired beauty in a short black dress” at last Friday’s opening for then new Fontainebleu Hotel.
A source is reporting that Madonna’s friends Gwyneth Paltrow and Ingrid Casares kept the baseball player from going any further with the slut when Ingrid “wedged herself in between A-Rod and the brunette and didn’t even acknowledge the other woman was there. Ingrid diverted Alex’s attention and made sure to keep him deep in conversation.”
The source goes on saying that the brunette was so dumb that she stayed where she was, even when A-Rod had completely forgotten her, waiting for some attention from someone. She then yanked out her phone and pretended to text people so that people would think she wasn’t a total loser.
Gwyneth then joined in on Ingrid and A-Rod’s conversation until finally, 20 minutes later, the dumb brunette got the hint and left.
LOSER
We’re excited to announce that Miley Cyrus’ YouTube account was hacked yesterday. Why is that girl always getting hacked?
The hacker put up a video on the account, claiming that she had died in a car crash. The video description said,
Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we’ll never forget you!
Turns out, Miley’s not dead, and now the video’s been removed 
Just a few days after Lindsay refused to call herself a lesbian because she was confused over whether or not she would go back to dating men in the future, a “friend” of the couple has announced that Linds and SamRon are planning on getting engaged.
The pal tells a local newspaper that the pair are preparing to buy their custom rings from two Paris jewellers, and are going to make the commitment in the French capital this week.
Nice “friend” you got there.
Rumors have been swirling that Evan Rachel Wood, who recently split with Marilyn Manson, is now doing it with Mickey Rourke. Ewww. Mickey tells everyone nicely (above) that the rumors are not true.
Evan’s also done her part to kill the rumors by telling Us Magazine that Rourke is her (acting!) daddy, so there’s no way she’s effing him.
Everybody thinks we’re dating, and we’re not. Spread the word - I’m not dating Mickey Rourke!” she said. “You know, we developed a close friendship. He’s a great guy, a talented guy. He’s been through it all, and [we had] such intense shoots, I think, because we played father and daughter [in The Wrestler]. I think he’s just kind of trying to take me under his wing.
Taylor Swift mentioned on her MySpace page yesterday that she is not pregnant. She said,
I read a very creative rumor this morning saying I’m pregnant, which is the most IMPOSSIBLE thing on the planet. Take my word for it. Impossible.
Well that’s good. Otherwise, I would have said that those purity rings they got musta been broken or something.
Jennifer Hudson’s been hiding out to mourn the loss of her recently murdered mother, brother and nephew. Reports were stating that she was staying at an undisclosed hotel, but now, some evil douchebag has ratted the singer out.
Star Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Hudson’s secret location is Oprah Winfrey’s luxury Chicago apartment. A source tells Star,
Jennifer has been staying at Oprah’s East Lake Shore Drive condo. There’s plenty of privacy and security there
Umm not anymore assfart.
Oh god. Rumor has it that JenAn is currently undergoing fertility treatments to try to spew out some twins with John Mayer. She reportedly wants to start competing with the super-fertile Angelina Jolie. What a great reason to squirt some spawn!
It’s big news. Carrie Underwood tells Elle that she’s sorry that she pissed off Jessica Simpson by saying that Tony Romo calls her on the phone. She says that Tony hasn’t called her since May.
That is all.
Ah, the cover of Star Magazine!
They’re reporting that Angelina Jolie is feeling betrayed by Brad Pitt because he’s been flirting with his Inglourious Basterds co-star Diane Kruger.
She’s scared that Brad’s gonna pull a Mr. and Mrs. Smith on her by gettin it on with his setmate. Star’s calling this “payback at last for Jen!” LOL.
If I’m not mistaken, it sure looked like Angie was the one flirting away with Clint Eastwood at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards the other day. Oooo somebody wants to have old wrinkly dude’s babieeesss.
Rumor has it that David Beckham is set to sign on to play for Italian soccer team, AC Milan in January.
The team’s VP Adriano Galliani says,
Beckham wants to train and play with Milan. We want him. He will arrive in January and we will sign him. It’s not just a shop-window deal, it’s a great deal.
He’s planning on signing on for at least 2 months, and returning to LA to play for the Galaxy in the 2009 season.
Australia’s New Weekly Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with John Mayer’s baby. They got a random source to say,
Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parental potential
The source was probably some homeless guy they gave a bagel to that morning.
Update: Jen’s rep’s calling bullshit on the rumors. I told you. Homeless guy.
Paris says she’s not getting it on with Princes William and Harry, or with Guy Ritchie. Paris told Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning that tabloids lie. REALLY?!?
She told Ryan she recently celebrated her eight month anniversary with Benji from afar. She said he had roses and caviar delivered to her hotel room yesterday morning. Spiny flowers and salty fish eggs. How sweeeet.
Edit Parkay, David Duchovny’s tennis coach probably got a pretty big spanking for not denying that she had a relationship with the sex addict, because she’s now taken her words back.
She tells E! News,
There is no romance, and we are just friends. No love, nothing. That is all I have to say.
We also hear that David is planning on suing The Daily Mail for publishing their article.
Yes, the Material Girl gets another daily update.
- Gwyneth Paltrow has announced her support of Team Madonna. She said, “You know, she’s a dear friend, and I’m supporting her in all ways that I can. I’m just here for her. I’m just here on the other end of the phone, really. I speak to her a lot.” Thanks for the info, Gwyn.
-Guy Ritchie is convinced that Madonna is spying on him. He’s pissed that his divorce plans, which he calls his “war summit” were leaked to Madonna’s camp. Guy is comparing Madonna’s tactics to “something concocted by the KGB.” Conspiracy theory much?
- A-Rod just put his Park Avenue apartment on the market for $14 million, fueling rumors that he’s planning on buying a place closer to Madonna….
- …But, A-Rod and his ex, Cynthia were spotted together in a car in Miami last weekend, fueling rumors that he’s not trying to get closer to Madonna. I don’t get it either. The Sun reports this shit.
- Oh yeah, and some source from somewhere is saying that Madonna wants to have a baby with A-Rod because A-Rod is in great shape. She also wants his sperms because he is reportedly into all the same stuff as her, so they’ll write happy Kabbalah children’s books, and steal tons of little African babies together, and live happily ever after for the rest of their lives.
